The Earth Life Foundation (E.L.F.) has its roots sunk deep in Middle Earth (both Tolkien's and the one he borrowed from: that of Norse and Celtic Mythology), my love of things ranging from Trek Wars to WholockianAvengers to my experiences feeding hotdogs to the "quarry pirhanas", decorating Christmas trees and carving pumpkins underwater, sailing on 1812 era privateers, wrangling hawks, owls and barfing vultures for wildlife rehabbers, training the Wild Black Mare and mushing huskies through the wilds of a PA farm country trail.
If you didn't get the "APP" joke... apps aren't just for phones and stuff. App is short for Appaloosa, a "leopard complex" (various spotted patterns) breed that originated in the American west. Other breeds like Knabstruppers and Noriker, Pony of the Americas, Colorado Rangers, Tiger Horse and British Spotted Pony and Tannu Tuva have the leopard complex genes as well. The pattern also appears on ancient cave art.
The stories are mostly aimed at middle readers and up, and are about the adventures of various young people who become part of the Earth Life Foundation's efforts to save the world. The tales may contain a grumpy Shetland pony who is more than he appears, Possum Woman, kayaks, pirate ships, Bran-Ravenkin-Sailor of Wind and Sea, sled dogs, a swordbroad, a 167 year old teenager with a short attention span, wild mustangs, pookas, Dragonkin, Elves, Dwarves, really cool technology that will save the world, mosquito infested salt marshes, mermaids and merrows, travel between worlds, magic swords, and a swordwhale. Stupid Gravity (a mermaid's blog) is "picture book format and may be suitable for younger kids too. A few are Middle Earth based fanfics of the PG or PG-13 variety. One original short story is suitable for older teens and adults (Following Raven). Nothing is over what we'd call PG-13. Click on the blue type to go to the stories.
Black Horses: Valerie Swartz (rhymes with warts) is a huge dork. Until she comes to the aid of a strange horseman one winter night, beginning a journey to save a world. But is she the Hero?
A stand alone tale that takes place in the same ELF world after the events of the Barrier Island Trilogy, it gallops over much of the same Chesapeake Bay and DelMarVa land and seascape, but with new surprises.
Barrier Island Trilogy part 1: The Merrow's Cap: Stranded on a touristy island in Virginia, Sharkman is going to have a summer that really bites...
Barrier Island Trilogy part 2: Manannan's Horses: The Roane is gone, and with it Bran, Ravenkin's last feather, grounding him for eternity. Can Jason, Cait, Zan and Morgan solve the mystery around the Roane, and regain the Ravenkin's powers?
Barrier Island Trilogy part 3: Mak-eh-nuk's Fin: coming soon: The third part of the Barrier Island Trilogy. Cait, Jason, Morgan and Zan continue to unravel the mystery behind pirate ship Roane, (named after a seal shapeshifter), Margo (who is apparently stuck in the wrong century), and the End of the World. For this journey they're gonna need a good boat... or dogsled... or two... can the fin of their orca shapeshifter friend carry them on the biggest journey yet?
Fins: Landlubber Nai'a must make a dangerous voyage to save a life. Harder still is finding her place in the world her mom loves.
Following Raven: When evil befalls a family pet, the mundane world holds no justice. But Raven and Wolf are far from mundane... This one was inspired by an actual newspaper headline, and the desperate need for justice for animals... suitable for older teens and adults.
If Wishes Were Elves, Even Fangirls Would Dance: We've done it now! Our favorite Elves are blundering around 21st century Pennsylvania. Sweet! But we have to put them back; we've horribly changed the tales they came from. Only we don't know how... A LOTR/Marvel Comics fanfic... or at least I've borrowed a couple of their characters and dropped them kicking and screaming into the world of the ELF...
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More will appear on Amazon as ebooks and real books you can hold and smell and wrinkle later.
Black Horses: Valerie Swartz (rhymes with warts) is a huge dork. Until she comes to the aid of a strange horseman one winter night, beginning a journey to save a world. But is she the Hero?
A stand alone tale that takes place in the same ELF world after the events of the Barrier Island Trilogy, it gallops over much of the same Chesapeake Bay and DelMarVa land and seascape, but with new surprises.
Barrier Island Trilogy part 1: The Merrow's Cap: Stranded on a touristy island in Virginia, Sharkman is going to have a summer that really bites...
Barrier Island Trilogy part 2: Manannan's Horses: The Roane is gone, and with it Bran, Ravenkin's last feather, grounding him for eternity. Can Jason, Cait, Zan and Morgan solve the mystery around the Roane, and regain the Ravenkin's powers?
Barrier Island Trilogy part 3: Mak-eh-nuk's Fin: coming soon: The third part of the Barrier Island Trilogy. Cait, Jason, Morgan and Zan continue to unravel the mystery behind pirate ship Roane, (named after a seal shapeshifter), Margo (who is apparently stuck in the wrong century), and the End of the World. For this journey they're gonna need a good boat... or dogsled... or two... can the fin of their orca shapeshifter friend carry them on the biggest journey yet?
Fins: Landlubber Nai'a must make a dangerous voyage to save a life. Harder still is finding her place in the world her mom loves.
Following Raven: When evil befalls a family pet, the mundane world holds no justice. But Raven and Wolf are far from mundane... This one was inspired by an actual newspaper headline, and the desperate need for justice for animals... suitable for older teens and adults.
If Wishes Were Elves, Even Fangirls Would Dance: We've done it now! Our favorite Elves are blundering around 21st century Pennsylvania. Sweet! But we have to put them back; we've horribly changed the tales they came from. Only we don't know how... A LOTR/Marvel Comics fanfic... or at least I've borrowed a couple of their characters and dropped them kicking and screaming into the world of the ELF...
Leave a review on Inkitt, or email me here!
More will appear on Amazon as ebooks and real books you can hold and smell and wrinkle later.
The Stupid Gravity series: A Mermaid's Blog
Follow the real life adventures of a (plush) mermaid and her friends as they explore the lands around the Chesapeake Bay and DelMarVa Peninsula. Problem is: mermaids, stupid gravity. So how do you explore land? With seahorses of course! If you can stay on...
I'm going on an adventure!
Photo journeys and real life expeditions you can do too! Click Zan...
Photo journeys and real life expeditions you can do too! Click Zan...
who are these people anyway??? Click the fish...
Tales of the Elf (the one from Middle Earth)
When Lord of the Rings hit the big silver screen, thousands of screaming teenagery girls latched onto a character I'd loved since I first read the books in 1978 (when Orlando Bloom was yet in diapers). Mr. Bloom did a fine job of evoking the Failthful Elven Sidekick, Prince of Mirkwood, and Kickbutt Archer, so much so, I'm doomed to fandom for eternity. The thousands of teenagery girls fired off masses of lovestruck verbiage, much of it missing many details of the character. I armed my ancient word processing program and fired back... here are a few of my missives; some adventures Tolkien had never thought of, and never would have. Click on Legolas and Gimli, above. (PG-13)
