The Earth Life Foundation (E.L.F.) has its roots sunk deep in Middle Earth (both Tolkien's and the one he borrowed from: that of Norse and Celtic Mythology), my love of things ranging from Trek Wars to WholockianAvengers to my experiences feeding hotdogs to the "quarry pirhanas", decorating Christmas trees and carving pumpkins underwater, sailing on an 1812 era privateer, wrangling hawks, owls and barfing vultures for wildlife rehabbers, training the Wild Black Mare and mushing huskies through the wilds of a PA farm country trail.
Stupid Gravity: a full fledged "picture book", here... (click already)
Tales of the Elf: Random Webcomics
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who are these people anyway??? Click the fish...
Tales of the Elf (the one from Middle Earth)
When Lord of the Rings hit the big silver screen, thousands of screaming teenagery girls latched onto a character I'd loved since I first read the books in 1978 (when Orlando Bloom was yet in diapers). Mr. Bloom did a fine job of evoking the Failthful Elven Sidekick, Prince of Mirkwood, and Kickbutt Archer, so much so, I'm doomed to fandom for eternity. The thousands of teenagery girls fired off masses of lovestruck verbiage, much of it missing many details of the character. I armed my ancient word processing program and fired back... here are a few of my missives; some adventures Tolkien had never thought of, and never would have. Click on Legolas and Gimli, above. (PG-13)